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Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Brandon Sanderson (Author of Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians)

“Alcatraz actually knows a person named Brandon Sanderson. That man, however, is a fantasy writer and is therefore prone to useless bouts of delusion in literary form.” (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians Quotes)

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This makes readers feel hurt and worried for the characters. The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren’t the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“If you don’t believe what I’m telling you, then ask yourself this: would any decent, kind-hearted individual become a writer? Of course not.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Now, I had been frightened on several different occasions in my life. The most frightening of these involved an elevator and a mime.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“People are never pleased when you reveal that their beliefs are wrong.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“People can do great things. However, there are some things they just can’t do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Sometimes it was daunting, knowing how easily I could break things. This one simple curse seemed to dominate my entire life.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“That third one is the most fun. Kind of like gym class for the murderously insane.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“What you haven’t realized before is that all libraries are far more dangerous than you’ve always assumed.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.”

Brandon Sanderson
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

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