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The Thursday Murder Club
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“After a certain age, you can pretty much do whatever takes your fancy. No one tells you off, except for your doctors and your children.” (The Thursday Murder Club Quotes)

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder
The Thursday Murder Club Quotes

“Arguing is very bad for your wellbeing. You look at the science of it, it thins the blood. Thinner blood, less energy. Less energy, slippery slope.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“As a nurse, it’s best to never sugar-coat things, even when your instinct is to be protective.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Big is the same as small. There’s just more of it.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Choice is overrated; you’ll learn that as the years fly by.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Getting out of a garden chair at our age is a military operation. Once you are in one, you can be in it for the day.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“He’s all the things that can go wrong with men if you leave them to their own devices.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“I have discovered that online dating is not for me. You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.”   

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“I’m afraid I don’t know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you. So I’m putting today in my pocket and I’m off to bed.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder
The Thursday Murder Club Quotes

“In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“It was a well known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Killing someone is easy. Hiding the body, now that’s usually the hard part. That’s how you get caught.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Like any modern woman, I am any number of things, as and when the need arises. We have to be chameleons, don’t we?”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Many years ago, everybody here would wake early because there was much to do and only so many hours in the day. Now they wake early because there is much to do and only so many days left.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“People without a sense of humor will never forgive you for being funny.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Psychology was key. Always try the unexpected, always approach from an angle, always lean back in your chair, with all the time in the world, and wait for them to tell all. Like the whole process was their idea in the first place. And for that you always needed an angle, something unexpected. Something bespoke.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Some people love their children more than they love their partner,’ says Ibrahim, ‘and some people love their partner more than their children. And no one can ever admit to either thing.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“The sun is up, the skies are blue and murder is in the air.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“Whatever they say about time healing, some things in life just break and can never be fixed.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder
The Thursday Murder Club Quotes

“You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

“You can only take so many liberties before even the most calm and rational man snaps.”

Richard Osman
The Thursday Murder

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