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“An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.” (The Unhoneymooners Quotes)
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Can’t take care of others if you don’t take care of yourself first.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“He tastes like cheap alcohol and contradictions, but it is still hands-down the best kiss of my life.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I don’t want to get your hopes up or anything, but I look really great in this bikini. There’s no revenge like being with someone new who has a great rack.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
I feel more myself with him than without, and that happened so fast, it’s dizzying.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I like to think I can be affectionate, but some things are infinitely better when they happen behind closed doors.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
I want to be with my cute man, the one who won me over with his wit and laugh and—yes, his biceps and collarbones. But I’m pissed at him, and maybe he’s pissed at me, and for the life of me I have no idea how this is going to shake down.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I want to say something sassy, but the only thing that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s errand boy.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“I wanted to translate your frowns and find out what your problem with me was and then bend you over the back of my couch.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“It’s so exhausting pretending to hate you.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
It’s strange to realize that as soon as I got off the career treadmill, my life suddenly started to feel like mine again. I feel like I can look up for the first time in a decade. I can breathe. (The Unhoneymooners Quotes)
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“It’s the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I’m taking care of me and mine. Is this what it’s like to grow up?”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“Knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
No one is ever as funny off the cuff as they think they are.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Not having the weight of a corporate job on my shoulders is an unbelievable relief. I never knew I was this person. I feel more myself than I’ve ever been.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Some things are infinitely better when they happen behind closed doors.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
The idea of building a house from the ground up has always terrified me, because I know I’m not a person who cares about details such as doorknobs and drawer pulls and stone pavers. It would be too many choices that I simply don’t care about at all.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
The worst thing about crises is they can’t be ignored.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
There are some benefits to having an enormous family: you’re never on your own to solve a problem.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Things are easy, and fun, and effortless. This isn’t how new relationships are supposed to be: they are supposed to be stressful, and exhausting, and uncertain. (The Unhoneymooners Quotes)
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Unfortunately, you don’t get to choose the circumstances. That’s the point of luck: it happens when and where it happens.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
We’re not supposed to be carbon copies of our siblings … even when we are outwardly identical.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
Who hasn’t wanted to wave their shiny new relationship in the face of the person who dumped them? Even the best among us aren’t above that kind of pettiness.
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
“You don’t get to choose the circumstances. That’s the point of luck: it happens when and where it happens.”
Christina Lauren
The Unhoneymooners
