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“A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast.” (I Funny Quotes)
James Patterson
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“Have you ever done something extremely stupid like, oh, I don’t know, try to make a room filled with total strangers laugh until their sides hurt? Totally”
James Patterson
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“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
James Patterson
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“He’s basically putting on a private doo-wop show for the seagulls. Then he stops, spreads out his arms, and adds in the harmony: “In the still of the ni-i-i-ight!”
James Patterson
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“However, I had been hoping that Donald Trump would just drop me off in one of his helicopters.”
James Patterson
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“If number two pencils are so popular, why are they still number two?”
James Patterson
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
James Patterson
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“Wanted that to be my bedroom,” he says. “It’d be so easy to sneak out at night to TP yards, egg cars, and punch people.” Yes, Stevie has an active social life.” (I Funny Quotes)
James Patterson
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“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life doing something, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
James Patterson
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“Yesterday I asked my teacher, ‘How come I have to study English? I’m never going to England!’ ”
James Patterson
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