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“All I know about organic is the disgusting plain yogurt Mom keeps in the fridge at home, but I’m pretty sure Donatello meant it was a good thing.” (The Worst Years of My Life Quotes)
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“Every masterpiece comes at the end of a long line of failures.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“He got sick with meningitis when the boys were just three, and we lost him.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“He went ballistic and started chasing me all over the house until I locked myself in the bathroom and Mom told him to calm down or she was going to call the police back herself.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“I can see why you, sir, are the champ. You bully without regard to race, religion, creed, national origin, or physical abilities. You are an equal-opportunity tormentor.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“I may have been dressed as a falcon, but I’ll tell you what. I felt like the biggest”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“It’s just you, your homework, and the homework room. All. Day. Long. I turned thirteen in that room. Winter ended, and then spring came and went. Wars happened. Trees grew. Babies were born and people died.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“Now, like all the other schools I’ve ever attended, the hallways of Long Beach Middle School are plastered with all sorts of NO BULLYING posters. There’s only one problem: Bullies, it turns out, don’t read too much. I guess reading really isn’t a job requirement in the high-paying fields of name-calling, nose-punching, and atomic-wedgie-yanking.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I could and couldn’t do, in the name of what’s ” good for me.” Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“That’s right: Never underestimate the power of a good laugh. It can stop some of the fiercest middle-school monsters.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there is to eat are hot-dog buns. And you get electrocuted on the rides.” (The Worst Years of My Life Quotes)
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“This was the weird part with me and Miller. We both hated each other, but even more than that, he wanted my money and I wanted my notebook back. Neither of us had said anything about it to Stricker, even when we both got suspended. It was like middle school Mafia or something.”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
“Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I’m out of here and you can kiss my—”
James Patterson
The Worst Years of My Life
